Ode to a Boy in a Jockstrap

Ode to a Boy In a Jock Strap

 

 

That alabaster melon ass

The teenage girls you charm, harass

You’re such a man, you’re such a boy

You’re a hot old man’s bundle of joy

 

I want to see you in soccer shorts

Attracting fawning starved consorts

With shorts so short and sweetly scant

You need not be a sage, savant

 

I love your hairless, muscled chest

Strong but soft like a sweet girl’s breast

I love your limber, lively legs

As fresh and young as a farm’s fresh eggs

 

I hail your striking high tube socks

As stiff as pillars made of rocks

They shout like an exclamation point

Come on, Kid, let’s smoke a joint

 

Copyright, David Gottfried, 2011

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