Just Fooling Around with Words
Posted: September 17, 2012 Filed under: Aesthetics, Humor, POEMS, Sexuality | Tags: elance, France, mesalliance, seance Leave a comment
TERMINAL ANGLOPHILIA
(Inspired by the “chance, dance” rhyme scheme in “Get it On,” a song by the rock group T Rex)
It was quite a mesalliance
To be wed to Frothy France
For the Prussians they will prance
Upon Paris in a trance
We must thwart their advance
And Assume a stoic stance
With a dagger and a lance
We’ll quash their entrance
And When we charge we dance
In underwear by elance
The penile glans is in the manse
And we dare to take a chance
With a very haughty glance
Like a seer at a séance
We’ll avoid happenstance
And wear the tightest pants
Copyright, David Gottfried, 2012
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