My Civil Procedure Professor in Law School




Estreicher, Estreicher, not like a hitch hiker

Rotund, and courtly, he’s far from a biker

Imperious, invidious he sends cads to Rikers

He stands august as mercy’s denier


Estreicher, Estreicher never feels wholly well

And thus endeavors to impart howling hell

Speaking quite sternly he thinks he’s Cromwell

Where oh where does this madman dwell.


Estreicher, Estreicher, may eat pheasant and porridge

And tell the poor urchins they’ll just have to forage

His waist is so large he’ll ride in a carriage

He binds intellect to avarice in unholy marriage


Copyright, David Gottfried, 2006


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