Satire on the 1996 Presidential Candidates
Posted: October 18, 2012 Filed under: Humor, POEMS, Politics | Tags: Allen Keyes, Bob Dole, Pat Buchanan, Phil Gram Leave a comment
Doleful Dole so forelorn
Shows his scorn like Monday morn
He always eats his Kansas corn
Grim and Glum his life’s lovelorn
Cracker Gram likes his grits
But he hates his wife’s small tits
So he looks for tarts sans wits
To star in pornorgraphic flics
Pat Buchanan’s rough and wild
And truly hates the time and mild
Did you see he has no child
He’s really one with Oscar Wilde
Mister Lugar’s really swell
He says his flannel shirt does smell
He’ll give you all the rebel yell
He takes millions and gives us hell
Allan Keyes is pretty keen
On family values, keeping clean
But he really loves to preen
He’s such a screaming drama queen
And now young Forbes is up at bat
He says he wants a tax rate flat
He really wants his chests down pat
He’s gay like Daddy, the little bra
And what’s in Hillary’s bag of tricks
Saws to cut off Republican pricks
You know she’s a dominatrix
Hark her heels thunderous clicks
Copyright, David Gottfried, 1996